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Posts Tagged ‘martha stewart’


Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Halloween is the best holiday for Crabby Cooks: no cooking, and you can be a witch with impunity! Read More


Jail Escape Pie

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

I’m told that even while Martha Stewart was in jail, she couldn’t stop cooking. She and the other inmates were limited to using a microwave, but she did her best with the materials provided to enhance the reportedly dismal jail food.

Apparently, she even harvested dandelion greens from the prison yard. I don’t know how she prepared them, but I know my family would rather eat prison food than anything that green.

Speaking of my family, if I were in her shoes, I’d view my incarceration as a lovely opportunity to not cook. I’d sit back, read my “Living” magazine, graciously accept my three squares a day, and revel in not having to think about what to make for dinner. Read More

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