Now the world of personal hygiene has been turned on its ear with the invention of bacon soap! Not only can you smell like a couple hundred pounds of smokey pig fat but I’d suggest you make this a go-to gift item! Then sit back and just watch those thank you notes pour in.
(Uh, just one thing. Give this soap only to those who do not mind being followed by packs of drooling dogs.)
Get bacon soap online at (where else?) Think Geek.