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Super Bowl Chili

chiliI’m told there’s a Super Bowl on Sunday, so it’s time to haul out the chili recipe. Don’t ask me to tell you who’s playing—well, actually I’m aware that Dnver is involved—but one thing I know is that chili will be expected.

I know this recipe has a slightly daunting ingredient list. You’re probably already getting irritable, imagining yourself chopping five vegetables while the rest of your family happily watches that pre-Bowl warmup and eats popcorn.

However, this chili is a Miracle Food: everyone will eat it. Not only that, they will love it, request it often and devour it noisily, which makes it worth the aggravation. Plus, this chili has the added advantage of providing your group with all kinds of healthy vegetables cleverly disguised as something delicious.

I go light on the spices here because my husband is anti-spice. Tom is also fiercely opposed to onions, garlic and red peppers (and about eighty other vegetables). If you live with such a person, do as I do and cook this chili when he or she is not in the vicinity of your kitchen. Ignorance will be bliss: they will eat it right up in happy oblivion.

If you find yourself with extra patience on the day you make this (which seldom happens to me), make a double batch and throw one in the freezer. You will be so glad you did, say, next Thursday when Margie invites you to go bowling but you need to do a family pre-feed before you go.


(Serves 8 TO 10)

¼ cup olive oil

1 medium onion, chopped

6 cloves garlic, minced

2 carrots, peeled and chopped

2 ribs celery, chopped

1 red bell pepper, stemmed, seeded, and diced

2 pounds ground turkey (I use ¾ dark meat, ¼ white)

2 teaspoons chili powder

2 teaspoons dried thyme

1 teaspoon ground coriander

1 teaspoon ground cumin

1 1/2 teaspoons salt

1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

½ teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional)

1 can (15 ounces) pinto beans, drained and rinsed

1 can (15 ounces) black beans, drained and rinsed

1 can (15 ounces) small white beans, drained and rinsed

1 28-ounce can San Marzano (or other Italian plum) tomaoes

2 cups low sodium chicken broth (preferably homemade)

2 tablespoons tomato paste


Optional garnishes

            Chopped fresh cilantro

            Chopped onions

            Sour cream

            Grated Cheddar cheese


  1. Heat the oil in a large heavy pot or Dutch oven over medium-low heat. Add the onion and cook until it’s soft and translucent, about 10 minutes. Add the garlic and cook for 1 minute. Add the carrots, celery and bell pepper, and cook, stirring occasionally, until the vegetables begin to soften, about 4 minutes.
  2. Add the turkey, chili powder, thyme, coriander, cumin, salt, black pepper and cayenne if you’re using. Cook, breaking the turkey up with a fork, until the meat is browned and well combined with the vegetables, about 5 minutes.
  3. Chop the tomatoes roughly and add them with their juice, along with the beans, broth, and tomato paste, and stir to combine. Bring the chili to a simmer. Lower the heat and simmer, partially covered, until it’s slightly reduced and the flavors are concentrated, about 45 minutes.
  4. Serve the chili hot, with the optional garnishes on the side.


NOTE If you have any energy left after all of this, make a salad and a skillet of cornbread and you’ve got yourself a dinner! Now go bowling with Margie and try to forget the whole ordeal.


VARIATIONS You can use just one kind of bean, if your family is confused by variety.

      You also might want to adjust the spices. My family will eat nothing spicy, so I use less (or no) cayenne pepper. And if you don’t happen to have coriander on hand, don’t go rushing to the market, cursing this recipe and your life – just ditch the coriander. You can also add more chili powder if your family is more adventurous than mine.


P.S.: If you’re like me, by the time you’re done with this you may be in no mood to chop cilantro. Forget the Garnish Guilt: that stuff is optional. Just offer a little cheese or sour cream, unless your dinner guest include, say, Michael B. Jordan or Benedict Cumberbatch, in which case you might want to pull out all the stops.

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