Okay, so I made Bubbie’s Brisket this weekend and it was insane: EVERYBODY loved it.
A pollster’s analysis of the Brisket-Lovers revealed that some, but not all, were Jewish, some had bubbies and some not, all were pro-OBAMA Californians, fifty-percent were hybrid-drivers, and all were, obviously, carnivorous.
Oh, and all B-L’s had brown hair (or claimed to, but only our hairdresser knows for sure).
It was noted that some of the B-L’s had stated before the tasting that they were opposed to brisket, but expressed a post-prandial change of position. The pollster said this was a common and predictable switcheroo, called The Brisket Effect.
Also worth noting: there was a canine B-L in the group, a dog named Oliver, who did some counter-surfing and partook of more of Bubbie’s Brisket than did many other family members. He is currently lying upside down, legs splayed, next to the air conditioner, a picture of contentment.